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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. --Will Rogers

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses. --Margaret Millar

It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave. --Homer

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt, quoted Kansas City Star, June 5, 1977

A minute's success pays the failure of years. --Robert Browning

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. --Oliver Wendell Holmes

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing. --Abraham Lincoln

Nothing fails like success. --Gerald Nachman

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. --Martina Navratilova

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. --Gracie Allen

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Laugh and the world laughs with you

Image created by ChatGPT Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. - Joan Klempner If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie Determine never to be idle...It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing. - Thomas Jefferson Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy. - Mahatma Gandhi Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything. - Floyd Dell Idleness and lack of occupation tend - nay are dragged - towards evil. - Hippocrates, Decorum I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinio...

The world is a tragedy

Horace Walpole The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing. - Alexander Hamilton To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington The world is round; it has no point. - Adrienne E. Gusoff I think the world is run by 'C' students. - Al McGuire The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible. - Albert Einstein All the world's a cage. - Jeanne Phillips All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. - Sean O'Casey READ MORE

We are an impossibility

We are an impossibility in an impossible universe. - Ray Bradbury The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. - Noel Coward Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charles M. Schulz, Charlie Brown in "Peanuts" Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide. - Cicero Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly. - Thomas Paine Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S. Patton On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. - George Orwell READ MORE

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